KFC tries to get the Pope to bless their fish sandwich.

As I was thinking about this a magic lightbulb went off. The Vatican has opposed the use of condoms because it would prevent conception, but, as it prevents conception, is sex with a condom really sex? Isn't it a sort of illustrative celibacy? The Vatican could rule that as procreation isn't involved then activity with a condom wouldn't violate celibacy. Everybody wins.

Due to the blessed sandwich.