if they don't have the guts I'll do it

So why don't they open Shakespeare's grave and test his dna?

I know there's a curse, but they could probably get the Queen to give a waiver. And probably the Pope, too.

In fact, this is something the Queen and the Pope could do together. And the Arch Council of Druids could chant. And some witches could dance.

Surely someone else has thought of this. Surely someone else has tried to break in to the tomb.

Surely there's no mystery?